前言 Day 1 No Buts 没有但是 Day 2 I’ve Just Bitten My Tongue 我刚才咬破了自己的舌头 Day 3 Prepare Yourself 你自己做好准备吧 Day 4 Lucky Number 5 幸运数字5 Day 5 The Result of Laziness 懒惰的结果 Day 6 Father’s Things 父亲的东西 Day 7 She Ate all My Bait 她吃光了我所有的诱饵 Day 8 Pink Suit Sold Out 粉色套装卖出去了 Day 9 Impatiently Waiting 不耐烦地等待 Day 10 St. Peter’s Question 圣彼德的问题 Day 11 Problem with Gas 放屁的问题 Day 12 An Englishman 一个英国人 Day 13 Ashamed Soldier 惭愧的士兵 Day 14 One Big Happy Family 欢乐的大家庭 Day 15 Looking for a Cashier 寻找出纳 Day 16 Early Big Shopping 过早采购 Day 17 Repetition Has Many Applications 重复的多种用处 Day 18 Genie in a Bottle 瓶子里的精灵 Day 19 A Smart Horse 聪明的马 Day 20 Cheap Price for a Horse 便宜的马 Day 21 Blind Date 相亲 Day 22 A Letter of Recommendation 推荐信 Day 23 Good News and Bad News 好消息和坏消息 Day 24 A Gentle Reminder 适度的提醒 Day 25 Charge for Bread and Butter 面包和黄油费 Day 26 Gardening Glove 园艺手套 Day 27 A New Employee 新员工 Day 28 I Didn’t Know That I Was So Far 想不到我已经往回跑了这么远 Day 29 Never Mind 没关系 Day 30 Guns Buried in the Garden 埋在花园里的枪 Day 31 Friend for Dinner 请朋友吃饭 Day 32 Second Language 第二门语言 Day 33 Medical Experimentation 医学实验 Day 34 They are Directly from America 它们是从美国直接带来的 Day 35 The Cheese and the Mouse 奶酪和老鼠 Day 36 The Motorcycle Accident 摩托车事故 Day 37 Which Month Did He Go Away? 他几月走的? Day 38 Cow Giving Birth 母牛产仔 Day 39 Replacement Rooster 公鸡的替代者 Day 40 Clean Glass 干净的杯子 Day 41 A Trip to the Cinema 去看电影 Day 42 First Flight 第一次飞行 Day 43 Lawyer and Engineer 律师与工程师 Day 44 Something Really Cheap 真正便宜的东西 Day 45 Pregnant Fireman 怀孕的消防员 Day 46 Mommy Has a Baby 妈妈怀孕了 Day 47 On Death’s Door 在死亡之门前 Day 48 Napoleon Was Ill 拿破仑病了 Day 49 The Highway Blonde 高速公路上的金发女郎 Day 50 4-4=? 4减4等于多少 Day 51 Goldfish 金鱼 Day 52 Caught Stealing 被当场抓住的小偷 Day 53 I Want Her to Go Nuts 我要让她发疯 Day 54 Grandson of Somebody Else 你还是个孙子 Day 55 Animal Complaints 动物的抱怨 Day 56 Doggie Funeral 狗狗的葬礼 Day 57 Lost Purse 丢失的钱包 Day 58 Lawyer’s Question 律师的问题 Day 59 Wasn’t Asleep 没有睡着 Day 60 Visiting Patients 看望病人 Day 61 Scavenger Hunt 搜物游戏 Day 62 Pierced Ears 耳洞 Day 63 All I Do Is Pay 我要做的一切就是付钱 Day 64 Quiet Class 安静的课堂 Day 65 I Want to Have a Nightmare 我真想做噩梦