前言 Day 1 Valentines Day Cards 情人节贺卡 Day 2 Speed Limit 速度限制 Day 3 An Advertisement 一则广告 Day 4 Dog and Violin 狗和小提琴 Day 5 Skunk 臭鼬 Day 6 Five Hundred Times 500遍 Day 7 A Hasty Interruption 匆忙的打断 Day 8 Volunteers? 志愿者? Day 9 Churchill and George Bernard Shaw 丘吉尔和乔治·萧伯纳 Day 10 Saving Lives 救人 Day 11 The Problem of Two Flounders 两条比目鱼的问题 Day 12 Tightfisted Till the End 本性难移 Day 13 Who Should Be Given the Present? 礼物应该给谁? Day 14 Visual Training 视力训练 Day 15 Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧 Day 16 Three Men in a Boat 三人同舟 Day 17 An Old Couple’s Quarrel 老夫妻吵架 Day 18 Age Eyesight 老人的视力 Day 19 Attended One Thing and Lost Sight of Another 捡了芝麻丢了西瓜 Day 20 A Chimpanzee and a Norwegian 黑猩猩与挪威人 Day 21 I’ll Carry You Down 我能把你背下去 Day 22 Two Hunters 两个猎人 Day 23 I Hung Him Up to Dry 我把他吊起来晾干 Day 24 I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表现得像位女士 Day 25 A Mysterious Letter 神秘来信 Day 26 Does Your Dog Bite 你的狗咬人吗? Day 27 Buckle up 请系好安全带 Day 28 Bet 赌博 Day 29 A Fishy Story 鱼的故事 Day 30 I’ll See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责 Day 31 Mental Deficiency 智力缺陷 Day 32 A Jealous Wife 吃醋的妻子 Day 33 No Cavities 我没有蛀牙 Day 34 My Wife Will Exchange Them 反正我太太明天会来换的 Day 35 I’m the Groom 我就是新郎 Day 36 A Blind Beggar 醉汉和盲人乞丐 Day 37 On Miracle 谈奇迹 Day 38 New Year Resolution 新年决心书 Day 39 He Was Only Wrong by Two 他的答案只比正确答案多二 Day 40 Alexander the Great 亚历山大大帝 Day 41 Hunting Skills 打猎技巧 Day 42 Who is This Calling? 请问您是谁? Day 43 Zoo Visit 参观动物园 Day 44 Where Am I Come From? 我从哪里来? Day 45 Restaurant Rules 就餐规则 Day 46 It Hurts 疼死了 Day 47 Sons’ Gifts to Mother 儿子送给妈妈的礼物 Day 48 Surgery 外科手术 Day 49 Another Engine Is Down Again 又坏了一个引擎 Day 50 They Are All Drowned 他们全都淹死了 Day 51 One Blonde to Another 一个金发女郎对另一个金发女郎 Day 52 Blonde in Trouble 不幸的金发女郎 Day 53 The Most Difficult Case 最棘手的病例 Day 54 Like Attracts Like 物以类聚 Day 55 Blondes and the News 金发女郎和新闻 Day 56 A Blonde with a Gun 持枪的金发女郎 Day 57 Buying a Hat 买帽子 Day 58 A Brain Transplant 脑移植手术 Day 59 Beware of Dog 小心有狗 Day 60 The Smell of Fresh Blood 鲜血的味道 Day 61 Excited Remark 激动的话 Day 62 The Anthill 蚁丘 Day 63 Police Dog 警犬 Day 64 Boss’s Idea 老板的主意 Day 65 How Could Anyone Stoop So Low? 谁的腰能弯那么低啊?